Being a bisexual kind of gal, I'm always a bit perplexed as to why people automatically assume that people of my persuasion what to jump their bones. An assumption of heterosexuality induces an air of calm. it seems. But, as soon as you hint that you swing both ways, all of a sudden things aren't the same.

Let me tell you all something right now: just because you're female, doesn't mean that I want anything from you other than friendship. Don't flatter yourself into thinking that you are that hot that I will be leaving a snail trail behind me whenever I'm in your presence.