I know what you're doing. You try so hard to cover your tracks and deny anything is wrong, but I know you too well. My Gran used to say "your lies will find you out". That's so true. But here is the £60,000 question: what do you do with the lie when you've found it standing there in front of you? Do you try and ignore it, hoping to keep the fake equilibrium? Or, do you do what "sensible" people do, and out that lie, while accepting that, if you do, your life will once again be put on that roller coaster you've been so used to riding for so long?

It's like those crap day time talk shows you watch. The host asks the guest why they stay put, accepting the shit the other guest deals them day in and day out. And they respond "because I love him". And then you're up on your feet, screaming at the T.V. "What are you doing, you stupid bitch?! That isn't love - that's desperation! Clinging on to something that should have been dead and buried a long time ago!".

Sometimes, I wish life was simple.

Thought of the day....

Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

4. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5. A dolphin breathes through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

6. My brother goes out in his boat with his girlfriend, and comes back with crabs. (Emily age 5)

7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9. I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12. Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13. On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7).