Men in enclosed spaces

Went to Wetherby today for the races. Had a few winners, made a few pennies.

After what seemed like miles, we finally made it to the bus stop. And that's when it happened.......

I have 2 questions!!

Question numero uno; why do guys pee everywhere? We were stood with some guys at the bus stop and one of them had a pee in full view of everyone (including my little peapod) and didn't seem to care. So, I turned round AND THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY DOING THE SAME THING!!!!! Why???????????????????????

Question numero deux; why, on a bus chocca-block full of people does someone ALWAYS do a silent but THE most deadly fart EVER and it invades my sinuses and makes me heave. EVERY BLOODY TIME!!!!!!

It's grim